Log in

No account? Create an account
welcome to the house of boomer [entries|friends|calendar]
big boomah baby!

[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ calendar | livejournal calendar ]

BOOMER vs> CANCER!!!!!!!!!! [20 Jan 2005|10:30am]
i was supposed to be put to sleep yesterday.
but i wasn't.
so tomorrow, i will be put to sleep.

come visit me because i won't be around much longer.

post comment

[12 Dec 2004|01:51am]
i'm badass!
1 comment|post comment

IT'S IN THE GAME!! [17 Oct 2004|07:12pm]
[ mood | stinky ]

i got arrested...

for being so darn cute.

post comment

whatssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssup?? [30 Aug 2004|08:46pm]



so my routine has switched around a bit.
this is my old routine:
-wake up with dean
-judy takes me out for a poop
-i eat
-i lay
-hang out with sunny
-watch a little tv
-make calls to my girlfriend in japan
-order on demand
-chase sunny until th dinning room from the kitchen
-then lick sunnys head-lay
-and so on

2 comments|post comment

LOOK AT ME! [18 Jun 2004|12:06am]
i am beautiful!

3 comments|post comment

this is apethetic, this is boomer [19 Mar 2004|03:42pm]
ryan came over today. i havent seen him in a while. i licked his crotch cause it tasted good then he shoved me out of the way.

i'm thinking about trying out for the critic drummer position. that would rule.

the other day i jerked off over a bowl of cereal. and then rachel ate it. they were cheerios at first, then they were frosted cheerios.
1 comment|post comment

look at me, i'm a dog! [05 Mar 2004|10:24pm]
[ mood | bitchy ]


1 comment|post comment

dreams are dreams, doggy style is a lifestyle [21 Jan 2004|10:10pm]
john, once told me about how he was traveling through a forest and came across a "huge-a-cock-a-saurus". he went into great detail of this BEAST! turns out john is a actual trained knight, so luckily, he slayed the beast, but only enough to escape to grandmothers house. this creature is still on the loose!

this is what i think the "huge-a-cock-a-saurus" looks like:
we must find this monster and destroy it!!

<3boomer, a soldier, a dog willing to fight for freedom of john.
5 comments|post comment

[16 Jan 2004|10:20pm]
[ mood | touchy ]

ive never formally met erika: bitch wouldnt let me smell her vagina. also, wolves the dog sounds like a bitch and if he comes home ill knock his dick in the dirt. and then snort cocaine off his cold dead ass.

john smells like a rainbow.

1 comment|post comment

B to the double O, M to the ERRRRRRRRR! [31 Dec 2003|06:34pm]
[ mood | flirty ]

bitch still has me on a diet. NO MORE FUDGSICLES!!!

3 comments|post comment

livin' la vida boomer [29 Dec 2003|11:29pm]
[ mood | poopish ]

bitch has got me on a fucking diet. it's crazy. today john accidently put my food in the water dish. he's so cool.

jake has to poop in a bag for a week and keep it in the freezer so he can take it back to some lab and they can test it for something. what he doesn't know, is i've been doing the same and writing jakes name on my bag and my name on his bag. HAHAHAHAHAA. now the lab scientists will think he eats dog food and hair. crazy bastard.

so, i watched part of GIGLI yesterday. it has retarded kids in it. and beniffer. so it was cool in my book.

i'm listening to FORGET FEBRUARY. that's a racist name. february is black history month. and they just want to forget about it.

signing off, this is boomer.

3 comments|post comment

[16 Dec 2003|05:42pm]
[ mood | godish ]

if god and myself got into a fight who would win?
trick question.
i am god.

john came over today for because jake and himself were going to bravo practice. i love john. i love him to death. i love when he grabs my bitch tits. later on, jake came home from bravo practice and judy, that bitch, made him do homework. goddamn that bitch has got to let jake live his life like a man.

while everyone wasn't home today i took a poop in the washing machine. merry christmas!!

5 comments|post comment

[ viewing | most recent entries ]